Quiz
Question 1 of 8What's your primary goal?
Pick the one closest to why you're here. There's no wrong answer.
What's your weight and height?
We'll calculate BMI (body mass index, a rough weight-to-height ratio) right here in your browser. Nothing leaves the page.
FDA labels start at BMI 30, or BMI 27 with a comorbidity (a second condition like diabetes).
How old are you?
Risk and benefit shift as you age. The cardiovascular calculation matters more after 55.
Sex assigned at birth?
Matters for FDA labels. Pregnancy contraindications and some PCOS-related logic depend on this answer.
Have you tried diet and exercise for at least 6 months?
Sustainable, structured effort. Not a New Year's resolution that died in February.
Any of these in your history?
Pick all that apply. These are the items GLP-1 drug labels flag. If none apply, pick the last one.
What's your insurance situation?
Branded GLP-1s without coverage run roughly $1,000 a month. Coverage changes the math.
Risk tolerance for the regulatory landscape?
The class is split between FDA-approved branded drugs, compounded versions in a legal gray zone, and overseas research-grade material.
Want the dispatch on what's coming next?
Forward this quiz to the group chat where Ozempic comes up. That's the whole favor.
How this quiz works
This is editorial reference, not medical advice. It runs entirely in your browser. Your answers never leave the page. We don't save your weight, age, or medical history anywhere.
The scoring uses public information from FDA drug labels (Mounjaro, Zepbound, Ozempic, Wegovy, Saxenda), the SURMOUNT and STEP and SELECT trial publications, and standard prescriber screening criteria. It is a starting point for a real conversation with a real doctor. It is not a replacement.
Always with a doctor. None of this replaces a real prescriber.
Where to go next
Read the foundations:
- What are peptides - the 30-second answer
- How peptides actually work - signal vs substance, half-life, selectivity
- The future of GLP-1s - what's in late-stage trials right now
Compare specific drugs:
- Tirzepatide vs Semaglutide - the SURMOUNT-5 head-to-head
- Mounjaro vs Wegovy - branded GLP-1 comparison for benefits, cost, access
- Compounded vs branded GLP-1 - the regulatory and cost framing
Take the next protocol step:
- GLP-1 Starter Guide - how to start the right way
- Tirzepatide switcher - moving from semaglutide to tirzepatide
Last reviewed · 2026·05·08 · Editorial tool, updated as the FDA landscape moves